The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power of words

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!