The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!