power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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75% levitation

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mint berry crunch

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!