- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to not see anything

the power to run in slow motion

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to eat socks

The power to digest corn.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

the power to animate condiments

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

Pointless Super Powers