the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!