The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to touch your toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!