- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to digest corn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

Pointless Super Powers