The power to swallow instead of spit

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to smell any point in time

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to touch your toes

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to reverse walk backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to defecate while standing up...

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down +58

power to permanently shrink one eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!