The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!