The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!