The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!