The power to make your nose blink.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!