The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!