The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to turn food into shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!