The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!