- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to fly when your underwater

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to police irony

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

Liam Brudenell

The power to poo without wiping.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

Pointless Super Powers