- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the power to fart every time you blink

the ability to darken darkness

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

the power to get extra homework

The power to fart rainbows

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Pointless Super Powers