The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to have a super power,

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to see into the present

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to never finish your sentences because

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

to randomly self destruct at any time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!