The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!