- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to die at will

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to release the bogus

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to time travel to the present

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to turn wine into water...

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

Pointless Super Powers