The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to make money disappear.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power of hindsight

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

make youself dumb

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!