The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power of being aquaman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!