The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!