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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to see the past.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!