The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Acid tears.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!