- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to not have a superpower

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers