the power to write comic books

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!