The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power... to move you.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!