The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power of christ ;)

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to take a crap.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!