the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!