The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to see stuff

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!