The power to see water one meter behind you.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to like any show

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!