the power die if you think.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to look through glass.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to not finish your

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!