The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!