the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to sit

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!