The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to like this post

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!