The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!