- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to be normal and average

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The ability to part hair.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

the power to yell a math problem at will

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The ability to count to potato

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to take a crap.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers