The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to fart mace

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!