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The power to think of a good super power right now.
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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.
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the power to die
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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the power to fly in space
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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Aweonao
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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!