- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to wish you had a power

Pointless Super Powers