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blindness
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars
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The power to divide by 0
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human
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The power to smell WiFi Signals
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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth
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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea
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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to see the past.
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The ability to die instantly
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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The power to bread toast!
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.
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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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the power to see stuff
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!