The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the ability to glow in the light.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!