- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the power to create a meme

the power to fire my lazer

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to make your nose blink.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to talk without a tongue

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to jump

Pointless Super Powers