the power to spell words wrong

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to be normal and average

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to divide by 0

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to ejaculate lava.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the power to get extra homework

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to poop standing up

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!