- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to bleed

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to drink and drive without being caught

the power to see the things that are happening right

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to walk 1% faster.

Liam Brudenell

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

Pointless Super Powers