The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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to be shitty

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to eat socks

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!