The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!