The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the power to create a meme

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to die at will

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!