The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to create another human

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to spell words wrong

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blindness

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!