The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!