The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to poop standing up

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to sit

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!