The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to police irony

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!