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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to make glass clear

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to become demented

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!