the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to misspell

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!