- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

the power to sleep during day

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to turn water into wine.

captain obvious

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to self destruct at will.

Pointless Super Powers