The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!