- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to teleport yourself one step away

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The ability to like this post

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Pointless Super Powers