- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to die

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Pointless Super Powers