The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to eat bread

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The power to see forever

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to like this post

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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power to age faster

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the power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!