- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to see stuff

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

Pointless Super Powers