- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to burn the sun.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to poo.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers