the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!