The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to jump face first

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to not exercise.

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!