The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Nothing

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!