The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!