The power to achieve 98% opacity

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to unsee the unseen.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to breath without thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to drown on land.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to block your own powers

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to not be color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to make coma patients bark.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to divide by 0

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to hatch from an egg

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to like Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!