- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to be poor for life

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

Nipple Radar.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

Pointless Super Powers