- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power drown in water

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to lick your balls.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers