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The power to die on the spot and not revive
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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.
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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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the ability to walk through your clothes
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the power to turn wine into water.
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.
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The ability to be poor for life
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The power to see where light is not present.
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground
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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!