The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!