The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to eat bread

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!