- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to be poor for life

the ability to walk through your clothes

Nipple Radar.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to shit without squinting.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power of the succulent game

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers