- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power to enter a coma.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power drown in water

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to poop but only in bushes.

Pointless Super Powers