The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to be born again

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!