The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!