- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to wish you had a power

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to be superman with no power's

Pointless Super Powers