The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be alone

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!